$ENA
When I die, bury me with my $ENA bag—I’m not leaving this world without my synthetic dollars and divine APY. While others chase pump-and-dumps, I’m here sipping stETH and earning like a crypto wizard. Ethena didn’t just give us yield, it gave us purpose. Is it a stablecoin? Is it a miracle? No, it’s $ENA—making DeFi feel like CeFi, but with less paperwork and more profit. So when your cousin laughs at your crypto dreams, show them your sUSDe stack and say, “Laugh all you want, I’m getting paid to hold the future.”
Not financial advice—just emotionally invested. 🧙♂️💸
