🛏️ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire
📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%! You missed the pump!”
😴 Me: “Yeah… and I missed the dump too. That’s balance, my friend.”
💸 Traders: Gripping losses
💤 Me: Gripping my pillow
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