๐Ÿ›๏ธ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire

๐Ÿ“ˆ Binance: โ€œMarket is up 3%, you missed the pump!โ€

๐Ÿ˜ด Me: โ€œAnd I missed the dump too. Balance, my friend.โ€

๐Ÿ’ธ Traders: Holding bags of losses

๐Ÿ’ค Me: Hugging my pillows

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