#BTCReserveStrategy

🚀 August 2025: Bitcoin is more serious than your morning coffee!

🇺🇸 The United States launches a Strategic Reserve of Bitcoin (funded with... seized BTC 💀 Thanks hackers!)

🤠 Texas: "Washington? Not for us, we’ll make our own!"

💸 Trump Media throws around 2 BILLION $ in BTC as if it were a Netflix Ultra HD subscription.

📈 Meanwhile, MicroStrategy is sipping its coffee... with 14 BILLION $ in gains.

🇪🇺 Europe, under MiCA, proudly arrives: "We also want to play with the big boys!"

🔥 Even after a sale of 9 BILLION $, Bitcoin remains calm 😎.

Conclusion:

🎯 BTC is no longer a gamble... it’s the NEW digital GOLD.

💡 Next step? A **co