🚨 BREAKING: $BTC is “crashing”... all the way down to $100,000 😱📉
Yep, you read that right — falling from the moon 🌕 but still chilling in orbit 🪐💰
Some are freaking out 😭
Some are loading up 🤑
And others? Just watching the meme madness unfold 🍿📲
Crazy to think $100K used to be a moonshot — now it’s seen as a dip? 😂
Welcome to crypto, where logic gets flipped upside down 🌀
📉 Buying the dip?
📈 Waiting for $200K?
💤 Or unplugging and touching some grass?
Just remember — panic sell your coins if you must… but never your snacks 🥦🍩
