📢 Latest Crypto Update:
💥 #Ethereum woke up this morning and saw #BTC C still lying down! 😴
ETH: "Bro, you're still not up?"
BTC: "Just two more candles of sleep, the market really wore me out!" 😩
🌪️ Meanwhile, #solana hit the gym and came back saying:
"I'm not just fast in transactions… I'm fast in recovery too!" 🏋️♂️⚡
😂 Trader: "I zoomed into the chart to see profits,
but up close… it was just hope!" 🤡📉
