“Traders, Tokens & a Cup of Breakup!”
One sunny morning, three overconfident traders walked into a local tea shop flaunting their coins — XRP, DOGE, and ADA — like they were Bollywood heroes. 🕺💰
They yelled:
"Chaiwala! Bring us the tea worth a bull run! We hold coins, not cups!" ☕🚀
The chaiwala (tea guy), unimpressed, replied:
“Only coin I accept is Pakistani Rupee. Not this XRP-ADA-DOGE drama.” 💸😂
Suddenly…
One trader's ex-girlfriend walked in, holding hands with a stablecoin investor. 😳💔
She shouted:
“I left you for stability, not this DOGE nonsense! You still living in dip dreams?”
He replied:
“But baby, DOGE is going to the moon!” 🌝🐶
She snapped back:
“And you’re going to your mom’s house!” 🚪💥
💔💱 BREAKUP CONFIRMED!
The ADA trader cried into his chai,
"At least this tea is hot… unlike my portfolio."
Moral?
Don't flex your bags where you can't pay for tea. And never mix love with leverage. 😅❤️📉
🔥
“Hold strong. Even if your ex dumps you and the tea guy rejects your XRP.” 😂🚀
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