$XRP , $DOGE & $ADA Chaos! ⛏️🪙

Bobby Bhai – King of jokes, zero clue about trading.

Tillu – Overconfident with 0.00001 DOGE in his wallet.

Guddu – Thinks ADA is an energy drink.

They quit comedy and said:

Bobby: "Bro, forget stage... let’s mine coins! Crypto is the future!"

Tillu: "Yes! I already buried my laptop in the garden. Waiting for DOGE to grow."

Guddu: "I mixed ADA with tea... nothing happened. No buzz, no moon!" 😂☕

They built a "mining setup" using a toaster, fan, and a broken TV. ⚡📺

Suddenly they started fighting:

Bobby: "DOGE is best! Even Elon likes it."

Tillu: "Elon also named his kid after a password... I’m not taking advice!"

Guddu: "Shut up! ADA is smart, it has contracts!"

Bobby: "So do my relatives, still none of them pay rent!" 💥🤣

They went to a local tech shop and asked:

Bobby: "Bhai, do you sell coins here?"

Shopkeeper: "Beta, this is not a fruit shop!" 🍌💀

Just then a beautiful girl passed by and asked:

> “Are you guys traders?”

Guddu (fixing his hair):

> “Yes, emotionally unstable... but fundamentally bullish.” 💔📈

💡

“When jokes fail, trade. When trades fail, joke. But never sell your dreams... unless it's ATH.” 🚀😂

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