White House Just Dropped a Crypto Report... and It’s Giving 'Strict Parent Energy'
The White House Digital Asset Report is here, and it's not just a bedtime story for regulators. It covers everything from tax rules, energy use, and even CBDCs (yep, your crypto might get a government twin).
They're trying to balance innovation with control, but let’s be real, it kinda feels like your parents discovering your secret stash of Dogecoin.
🚫 Regulation is coming.
✅ But so is mass adoption.
Do you see this as protection... or panic mode?
Sound off in the comments!
