It kinda feels like your parents discovering your secret stash of Dogecoin…
Yep. The White House just dropped its Digital Asset Report, and it’s giving major strict parent energy, like “We read your browser history” vibes😳😅.
They’re talking about CBDCs, energy usage, tax enforcement, and even how crypto affects the economy. Basically, Uncle Sam wants to be your wallet’s third-party app.
It’s not all doom and gloom though.
✅ Regulation might bring stability
❌ But it could also scare off innovation faster than a red candle on Bitcoin
One thing’s for sure: This report is a big signal that crypto’s no longer underground—it’s sitting at the grown-up table now.
So... are we moving toward mass adoption, or just mass surveillance?
Drop your hot take. I’m reading every comment!
