Murphy's Crypto Laws 🧠💥
1. If you sell — it will go up.
2. If you don't sell — it will crash.
3. If you opened a long — now is the best time for a short.
4. If you bought "at the bottom" — there will be another, real bottom.
5. If you didn't enter — "now was definitely the time to do it."
6. If you entered — "now was definitely not the time to do it."
7. If the coin has risen by 300% — you were holding another one.
8. If you are in the green — they are all temporary.
9. If everything is going according to plan — it's not your portfolio.
10. If a new coin appeared — it's already too late.
Zero Law:
If you think you can bypass these laws - it means you haven't traded yet.
