#Base
### ๐ช **"BASE Jumping Without a Parachute"**
*โ where fees are low but regrets are high.*
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1. **โNo token, no problem โ Iโll ape into every *meme coin* launched on Base instead.โ**
2. **โBridged to Base for that BALD tokenโฆ my portfolio got a *haircut* alright.โ**
3. **โCoinbase made an L2 and I still managed to get *rekt* on it.โ**
4. **โThey call it *Base*, but I basically went back to base-line after these trades.โ**
5. **โDid 100 pointless swaps for an airdrop โ now I have 0 drops and a lighter wallet.โ**
6. **โSocialFi sounded cool... until I sold my soul for a few likes and dust tokens.โ**
7. **โLow gas fees, high degen fees โ my wallet can confirm.โ**
8. **โL2 stands for *Layer 2*? Nah, it means *Losing Twice*.โ**
9. **โAll my base are belong to... degen rugs.โ**
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๐ *Trend Check:* High activity, no token, and wild meme energy. Youโre early โ but are you profitable?