$SOL #CryptoScamSurge 🎶 Yo, I woke up this morning, checked CoinGecko, BTC down? Well, classic eco. ETH is dancing like it's on TikTok, and my wallet is crying – such is the era.

I have tokens with names like Mars Kitchen, Solana Project? – it went down like a farce. I went all-in on Doge and Pepe, Mom says, "Son... get your act together, baby!"

On Discord, and guru writes, "Buy dips!" So I buy them – I already have a stack of them like chips. NFT – pixel, 300 bucks in the bank, But they say, "This is the future, don't be one of those who get caught up in leaks!"

Chorus: **HODL, brother, don't panic in the storm,** **Crypto will destroy you... or make you angry.** **I'm not a trader, I just click,** **And what if I lost again? – YOLO logic!**

I have a Metamask, passwords in a notebook, a Ledger in a drawer... somewhere next to the garlic. Every night, a prayer to Saint Satoshi, "May this bull run rise again!"

I bought a dip, then another, and now I have a wallet like a cyberprophet from Eden. "This isn't a bubble!" I shout from the balcony, even though I have less in my account than a token. #sing #Truec $BNB $BTC