$BNB "Crypto Hodler's Ballad"

I'm in the market day and night,

Married to Binance, divorced to Meta.

One time I dream of a Lamborghini,

And the next I'm eating three-flavor soup.

I got into Bitcoin when it was expensive,

"This is just the beginning!" I shouted into the Pogo.

Then Ethereum—a beautiful thing,

And now I have a token... which doesn't work.

I bought an NFT—a picture of a monkey,

They say: "Art!" I say: "I guess!"

My wife looks on, her face pale:

"You sold our Audi for this, Tadzio?!"

Memecoin in my wallet, rising like a storm,

After a while, it falls—my heart sinks.

Telegram, Discord—a crypto team,

Each of them says: "It'll be an hour!"

Every day I HODL, even though my heart hurts,

I'm waiting for it to rise—albeit slowly.

And when it goes up? I'll sell in the morning!

And I'll buy again... when there's a bubble!#ETHReclaims3800 #Crypto_Jobs🎯 $BTC BP21CATYIT