**📟$JASMY — The Japanese IoT Whisperer!**
1. You buy JASMY thinking, *"This tech is next-level!"*
2. Market dips 5% — panic tweets flood your feed.
3. Someone says it’s the “Japanese Bitcoin” 🧐
4. You tell your friends about it… they buy, it dumps 😑
5. You discover JASMY's circulating supply is not-so-circulating.
6. Team unlocks? *“It’s part of the roadmap,”* they say.
7. Reddit shills JASMY as “AI + Data + Privacy.” Now you’re hopeful again.
8. You finally set a TP. But the price never gets there. It *almost* kisses it.
9. You hold… because, one day, Japan will notice. 🇯🇵
**#JASMY #AltcoinSeason #HODLhumor #CryptoComics **
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