🎉 **Let’s Dance to the \$SOL Rhythm** 🌊🪩⚡
1️⃣ **When Solana doesn’t crash for a whole week:**
*“Stability is the new ATH.”* 🧘♂️🔋📶
2️⃣ **When you send a \$SOL transaction and it settles before you blink:**
*“Is this blockchain… or black magic?”* 🪄⚡😳
3️⃣ **When ETH maxis say Solana isn’t decentralized enough:**
*“Says the chain that costs \$80 per swap.”* 💸🔁👀
4️⃣ **When Solana dips 30% but devs drop 4 new DEXs & 8 NFT projects same day:**
*“Builders gonna build — price is just background noise.”* 👷🚧🧱
5️⃣ **When your friend missed the pump and says ‘it’s too late’:**
*“This isn’t a bus stop, it’s a rocket pad.”* 🚀🛫
6️⃣ **When you check TPS and it reads 65,000:**
*“That’s not speed — that’s Solspeed.”* ⚡⏱️🔥
✨ **Final punchline:**
*“In Sol we trust — unless the RPC dies.”* 🔌💀🤣
👇 **Tag your degenerate Solana friend who’s glued to Phantom rn** 😅👇
