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💸 The Rent Crisis — Crypto Edition 💸
Three coins, one apartment:
🐶 DOGE – always joking
⚖️ XRP – always in court
🧠 ADA – always late
📅 Rent day arrives…
The trader knocks:
“Where’s the money, guys!?”
DOGE opens the door in sunglasses:
> “Bro, I paid in memes.”
XRP shouts from the shower:
> “Ask the judge — I’m this close to winning!”
ADA, sipping tea, says calmly:
> “I’m building something huge… just wait 5 years.”
😩 The trader drops to the floor:
> “Should’ve invested in potatoes…”
💥 Suddenly, the market PUMPS!
DOGE starts dancing 💃
XRP sues the dip 📉⚖️
ADA releases a 97-page whitepaper no one reads 📖
The trader stands up laughing:
> “FOLLOW ME — I SURVIVED CRYPTO CHAOS!” 😂
🎭 Funny coins. Real gains.
🤣 Laugh, buy, repeat.
📲 Follow & like — before DOGE buys another Lambo!
#CryptoScamSurge #TrandingTypinge101 #CryptoClarityAct #StablecoinLaw
$ADA
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