Who understands this 😂

---

"Blop zarna kriptik floo!"

> "Yobba glib glib ranzo BIT-ZAK!" 😱

Flibbleman Bobzoo holds his zomp-bag of Bit-a-coinz, zoom zooming down the floo-street as the CRYPTO-BLINKY ZAP DISK goes full ZOR-GRRAAAHH!! 🔴🔴

Coinbeast:

> “GRONK GRONK GIVE ME YO BAGGLER!!!” 💢

Bobzoo:

> “NOOO! MINEZ FOR THE MOONZO!!!” 🌝💰

Laser beam eyes? That’s ZAPPITY ZOOM MODE ACTIVATED 😡🔴🔴💥

Everytime he says "HODL", the coin says "YODL" then throws spaghetti at him digitally.

Bag status:

🪙 Yesterday = Floopcar

🪙 Today = Two cheep beans and a sigh 😭

---

Moral?

> "Flurp coinz no jokez. Zoom wisely. Or get ZAPPLED." 💫

---

Want a dictionary of this nonsense language? I can write a whole grammar book in Zibberish. 😎