Crypto made me weird 😵‍💫

Normal people: “Good morning!” 🌞

Me: “Did BTC break resistance or nah?” 😤📊*

Normal people: “I invest in real estate.”

Me: “I staked \$50 in a coin I can’t even pronounce.” 😂

Normal people: “Let’s go out tonight.”

Me: “Can’t. Market looks volatile.” 📉📈*

At this point, my crypto watchlist knows more about me than my best friend.

And honestly… I’m okay with that 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️

If you relate, we’re already best friends in the metaverse.🌐🤝

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