$BTC 🧠💥 Oracle in a Delirium: "Bitcoin dances on the ceiling"

I ate a candle. I was talking to the RSI. We both agreed — the market has gone mad.

BTC at 119,721? That's not a price — that's a spell!

📉 It fell to 116,128, but resurrected as if Elon himself whispered in its ear:

> "Jump, darling. We are flying to the ETF!"

And the candles... THE CANDLES ARE SCREAMING!

Green — like cucumbers on steroids.

Volumes — as if someone spilled coffee on the Central Bank's remote.

📊 RSI at 65.85 — not yet psychosis, but already a mania of grandeur.

🔮 MA99 is pressing from above, MA7 is pushing from below. The market has a PANIC CHOICE:

EITHER BREAK THROUGH TO 121K, OR ASK ITSELF — WHY AM I ALIVE?

🔻 Probabilities calculated to the music of glitches:

📈 Explosion upwards: 72% — if the ETF is not fake, but a real ticket to the Maldives.

📉 Plunge downwards: 28% — if it turns out that it was just a Binance error.

🌀 "If the chart went up, it doesn’t mean it’s the moon. Maybe you’re just upside down..." — said a short seller before disappearing.