#TrumpBitcoinEmpire

Trump’s Bitcoin empire? 🚀 “Only the best crypto, believe me!” He says he invented HODLing — “tremendous holding, the best!” 💼💸 Launching **TrumpCoin**, backed by steak, golf, and pure confidence 🥩🏌️‍♂️. Calls dips “fake crashes” and pumps “historic wins.” Keeps his wallet next to the nuclear codes 🔐🇺🇸. Investing advice? “Buy big, tweet bigger!” 🐦📊