We jumped into BNB long like legends at 759...
BNB: “Perfect. Time to dive.” 😭
Us: *“Did we just buy the top… again?”*
Set our stop-loss ✅
Watched –$0.09 disappear like a Netflix subscription 💸
Exited safely…
BNB: “Thanks for leaving. Let’s fly to 765!” 🚀🪽
Moral of the story:
When we trade — BNB meditates 🧘♂️
When we leave — it levitates 😤