😴 Sunday Routine (Crypto Edition):
1. Wake up → Check portfolio → Smile or cry (both burn calories).
2. Pretend you’re going to the gym → Actually open Binance Lite.
3. Promise to read the whitepaper → Watch three TikToks about dogs wearing sunglasses instead.
🥞 Pro Tip: Pancakes taste better when funding rates are negative. Stack both responsibly.
Remember: Bull or bear, Sunday is for recharging your wallet—and your soul. So set those stop-losses, hydrate, and let’s ride into Monday like the responsible degens we are.
Happy trading, and may your candle always be greener than your neighbor’s lawn!