💘 Using @walletconnect to attract a crypto wife! $WCT is the truth behind Web3 matchmaking certificates... #WalletConnect
Admit it! The real scene when you open WalletConnect every day 👉:
✅ On-chain blind date - Swiping through Farcaster, instantly connecting wallet to check holdings (10 BAYC directly calling 'wife'!)
✅ Boss happiness tool - Switching to Metamask on the company computer to slack off, disguising as 'authorized DApp' work interface (a must-learn skill for workers 👻)
✅ Anti-ex cheating surveillance - Using V2 multi-wallet switching, pretending to be dead/working free mode for 24 hours
Get rich quick metaphysics:
🔥 Each authorization is like issuing a 'certificate of marriage on-chain', the Gas fee extracted by the agreement is the red envelope money!
🔥 Staking $WCT as 'Cyber Matchmaker': 0.001% commission on successful Uniswap trades (hundreds of thousands of pairs matched daily, APY=??)
