๐ธ 500M in 15 mins? Thatโs not a sale, thatโs a heist with extra steps!
๐ง #arkham detectives found 189 wallets that YOLO'd the max limit ($1M) into the Pumpfun token sale โ probably faster than you can say โnot financial advice.โ
๐คฃ Meanwhile, retail investors were still reading โHow to connect walletโ as the pump vanished into the #blockchain .
Welcome to crypto โ where even #FOMO needs a faster internet connection. ๐