#HODLTradingStrategy

They said HODL was easy. Just buy and wait, they said. Now I’m clinging to my bags like a cat on a ceiling fan during an earthquake. My portfolio’s on a rollercoaster ride, my emotions are holding a candlelight vigil, and my snacks are down to instant noodles and tears. My wife thinks I’m meditating but I’m just frozen in disbelief watching charts dip harder than my GPA. Every time I check, Bitcoin looks like it just saw a ghost. But I’m still here. Holding. Shaking. Screaming internally. Because HODL isn’t just a strategy—it’s a lifestyle. Or a disorder.