OPERA SUMMARY (FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING)

✅ #BTC is stable, altcoins are in party mode, and memecoins are a joke (but someone is making money with it).

❌ #TrumpTarrifGame = volatility in sight. It could be a pump or dump, but it won't stay neutral.

🚀 Highlight of the day: #Latoken with airdrop on Binance (run before it ends!).

🤡 Shitcoin of the day: BABABAS31 (+35.7%), because the market loves a riddle. #Fartcoin  🚀💸

(P.S.: Yes, FARTCOIN exists. No, we don't know why.)

SARCASTIC NOTES BELOW, BE CAREFUL:

🌪️ CRYPTO MARKET TODAY: BETWEEN "BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL" AND FOMO IN MEMECOINS (YES, FARTCOIN EXISTS)

While you decide whether to have coffee or energy drink to face another day of trading, the crypto market is here, strong and steady with US$ 3.37 trillion in market cap (+0.8%), because apparently no one cares about bad news anymore.

BITCOIN: THE OLD GUY WHO DOESN'T GET SHAKEN

BTC is there, chill, at US$ 108.8k (+0.2%), with a dominance of 64.1% – that is, it still commands more than a conservative family head.

Market sentiment? Neutral (52%), because no one knows if Trump will save or sink the economy today.

ALTCOINS: THE CIRCUS OF LUNATICS

70% of the major altcoins are in the green, because when BTC is stagnant, people play Russian roulette with shitcoins.

Highlight of the day: LA token (+23.7%), with an airdrop on Binance.

And the memecoins?… BONK is falling, FARTCOIN is letting out gas (-3.9%), PENGU is slipping (-3.7%), but FLOKI is rising (+8.2%) because the market loves a dog.

And there’s more! #MAGIC  (+70.7%) because magically someone still believes in this, and BABABAS31 (+35.7%) – yes, that name exists, and no, we don't know what it means.

THE MACRO SCENARIO: TRUMP is there, with his "Big Beautiful Bill".

Tariffs? The man promises to announce "seven countries" today on Truth Social. Bet here on who will be taxed: 🌎🎲.

FOMC also releases minutes today, and the market is watching to see if the Fed will cry or celebrate.