#OneBigBeautifulBill Solana just pulled its signature move again:

Looks bullish โ†’ Feels bullish โ†’ Dumps like a drama queen ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ“‰

๐Ÿง  You stare at the chart thinking:

"Maybe it's a fakeout?"

But Solana says:

"Nope, it's real โ€” and it's personal." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐Ÿšจ 1 green candle to bait you in.

๐Ÿšจ 1 red candle to teach you discipline.

Meanwhile, whales are sipping coffee while retail cries in Discord ๐Ÿ’”

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๐Ÿ“‰ "Is it a dip?"

๐Ÿ“‰ "Is it a scam pump?"

๐Ÿ“‰ "Is it a liquidity grab?"

Yes. All of the above.

๐Ÿ’€ Solana ain't a coin โ€” it's a trap with good marketing.

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Lesson of the day:

Never trust a breakout on Solana unless you're holding USDT and a prayer. ๐Ÿ™

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