#SpotVSFuturesStrategy
SPOT TRADING: WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE
Your Strategy:
1. Buy Top 5 Coins: Congrats, you own Bitcoin! Your gains: +3% after 6 months. Wow. Such profit. 🥳
2. Buy Altcoins: You thought "$SHIBFLOKIAI" would moon? -98%. It’s now worth less than your grandma’s expired coupon. 📉
3. "HODLing": You stare at charts while your portfolio rots. "It’s not a loss if I don’t sell!" 🤡
4. Staking Rewards: Earn 5% APY while the coin dumps 50%. Math is for losers anyway. 💸
Risk Management:
- Position Size: "ALL IN! This is the bottom!" → Spoiler: It wasn’t.
- Stop-Loss? "Diamond hands don’t use stops!" → Your $10,000 is now $73. 💎🙌
SpotReality: You’re not a trader. You’re a museum curator for useless shitcoins.
FUTURES TRADING: WHERE ADRENALINE MEETS BANKRUPTCY
Your Strategy:
1. Leverage: 100x on a dog-themed shitcoin. "This tweet will pump it 300%!" 🐶💨
2. Time Horizon: 37 seconds. Either you’re rich or rekt. No in-between. ⏱️💥
3. Funding Rates: Paying 0.5% per hour to hold a short? Just a "small fee" for your inevitable liquidation. 🧾
Risk Management:
- Position Size: "Risk 95% of my account! YOLO!" 🔥
- Stop-Loss? "Only weak hands use stops." → Liquidation price: $0.0000001 away. Poof. Margin call. ☠️
- Hedging: "I hedged my BTC long with a dog coin short!" → Both dumped. 🤝
FuturesReality: You don’t want profits. You want the emotional damage.
WHICH SHOULD YOU CHOOSE?
- Spot: If you enjoy watching paint dry and collecting digital trash.
- Futures: If you’d rather speedrun bankruptcy while screaming "ADD MARGIN!" into your monitor.
Final Wisdom:
> Spot traders: "I’m in it for the tech!" → Tech is -90%.
> Futures traders: "I’m in it for the tech!" → Tech liquidated them at 3AM.
Choose your funeral. ⚰️💐