#OneBigBeautifulBill
🤦♂️ BREAKING: The "Big Beautiful Bill" just sailed through the House and got Trump’s autograph.
🚀💸 $1.2 TRILLION for the military, social programs, and ✨everything under the sun✨.
💰 Bonus: Debt ceiling raised by $5 TRILLION! Because why not?
Crypto take: Maaaybe a tiny win from a weaker dollar... BUT LET’S BE REAL—
🥄 Who are we kidding? Prepare to feast on disappointment™️. Again. 🙃💩