🚨 BREAKING: ELON BABA GOES LIVE! 🚨
Elon Musk spotted predicting crypto futures with a $DOGE -powered crystal ball 🐶🔮
People asked, “When moon?” 🌕
He whispered:
👉 “After you HODL through 7 red candles and sacrifice 1 meme coin.” 💀📉
Elon Baba doesn’t check charts…
Charts check with Elon Baba! 😤📊
His final message:
“Those who sell $DOGE will return as fiat beggars in their next life.” 😂💸
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