🚨 CROWNED COIN ALERT! 👑💎
Pi Network just claimed the crypto throne — with a royal price of $314159 per coin?! 😱🪙
Every miner right now:
👑 “I didn’t just mine Pi… I mined my way into royalty.”
📉 Phone: 2% battery
📈 Wallet: King status unlocked
🤴 “I own 15 Pi — that’s 3 Lambos and a moon plot.”
New Pi strategy:
🛏️ Sleep
📱 Mine
🤲 Pray
🤑 Wake up rich (hopefully)
#PiToTheMoon 🌕