"Are you drunk? Want to turn 1000 yuan into 20 million? You might as well buy a lottery ticket; at least you might win enough for an ice cream!"
Last week, when I was bragging with my childhood friend A Qiang, he almost sprayed milk tea on my new T-shirt. But today, I want to tell you proudly: in this magical crypto world, this seemingly unrealistic goal actually hides a "joyful path to wealth" — of course, this path is full of pitfalls, but we can hum a little tune and move forward!
Scene 1: 1000 yuan turns into 10,000 yuan — the joy of leveling up in the newbie village.
Step 1: Treat 1000 yuan as "game currency."
Don’t treat this little money as life-saving money! When I first started playing, I invested the 1000 yuan I had prepared for game skins. Losing it didn’t hurt, and winning felt like getting a free skin — this mindset is the key to winning. Remember: in the crypto world, happiness is more important than making money, because happy people can live longer.
Step 2: Focus on "happy coins".
Don’t mess with Bitcoin and Ethereum, those "big shots"; as beginners, we should play something interesting:
Meme coins: Dogecoin, Shiba Inu coins, these come with emoji attributes.
Shitcoin: the sillier the name, the better (like "Leek Box Coin" or "Rich Dream Coin").
New project airdrop: the joy of free stuff is beyond your imagination.
In 2021, I made my first bucket of gold with Dogecoin — it was ignited by a tweet from Musk; I bought it for 5 cents and sold it for 10 cents, turning 1000 yuan into 5000 yuan. It felt like suddenly finding an epic equipment in a game!
Step 3: Learn the happy philosophy of "take the profit while you can."
I summarized a "threefold joy rule":
Make 30%: treat the brothers to a barbecue.
Make 50%: buy yourself a new pair of sneakers.
Make 100%: withdraw 50% immediately, and keep playing with the rest.
Last year, the "Panda Coin" I bought rose 200% in two weeks. I decisively withdrew half and took my family to Disneyland with the profits — the ultimate meaning of making money is to make life happier, right?
Scene 2: 10,000 turns into 1 million — the joyful adventure in the intermediate arena.
Step 1: Find a "reliable" guide.
Don’t trust those "experts" in suits; the real pros are lurking in the community. I learned from an online friend called "Crypto Old Chen"; he talks technical analysis in Northeast dialect every day in the group: "This K-line is crazier than my husky at home!" Although it's very local, it's much more practical than those pretentious "masters".
Step 2: Master the joyful game of "arbitrage."
There are price differences everywhere in the crypto world, just like discounts in supermarkets:
Cross-exchange arbitrage: Bitcoin sells for 50,000 on platform A, buys for 51,000 on platform B, the price difference is free money.
Stablecoin arbitrage: USDT's price often differs by a few cents between Huobi and Binance, and moving it once can earn a breakfast.
New coin listings: participate in exchange IEOs, often able to double on listing day.
The craziest thing I did was in 2022, using 10,000 yuan to arbitrage between three exchanges, earning 30,000 in two weeks — although I was exhausted like a dog, you know the joy of counting money!
Step 3: Learn the joy of "lying flat" investment.
Don't stare at the market every day; you'll go bald faster than programmers. I invented a "lazy investment method":
Invest 1000 yuan in Bitcoin every month.
Pick 3 potential new coins and invest 1000 yuan each.
Then just go do whatever you need to do.
Last year, the "Layer 2 concept coin" I had been holding for a year without touching skyrocketed 50 times this year when the bull market came — sometimes, laziness is productivity!
Scene 3: 1 million turns into 20 million — the ultimate battle of joy among pros.
Step 1: Form your "wealth alliance."
It's too lonely to play alone, so I found a "Crypto Happy Four-Man Group":
Old Chen: the master of technical analysis.
A Qiang: the well-informed "insider".
Xiao Mei: the "reverse indicator queen" skilled in psychology (when she buys, it drops; when she sells, it rises).
Me: responsible for formulating the "happy battle plan."
We invented a "reverse strategy": when Xiao Mei says, "This coin is definitely going to rise," we collectively sell; when she desperately cuts her losses, we instead add to our positions — this bizarre strategy actually allowed us to earn 200% in the bear market of 2023!
Step 2: Master the thrilling joy of "options."
Options are like the "roller coaster" of the crypto world, thrilling enough to make people scream:
Buy call options: bet that the price will rise.
Buy put options: bet that the price will drop.
Selling options: when the big players collect protection fees.
The craziest thing I did was before the Bitcoin halving in 2024, using 100,000 yuan to buy call options. As a result, on the day of halving, the price skyrocketed by 30%, and the value of my options soared to 5 million! That night, our four-man group sang all night at KTV (Good Luck Comes), making the boss cry.
Step 3: Learn the ultimate wisdom of "escape when you’re ahead."
By the peak of the bull market in 2025, our combined account exceeded 20 million. That day we opened a bottle of 1982 Coke (couldn’t afford Lafite), and when we raised our glasses, I said, "Brothers, it’s time to pull out!"
Many people don’t understand: clearly, I could earn more, why should I leave? My answer is: in the crypto world, the happiest thing is not making the most money, but being able to withdraw completely after making money. We withdrew 80%, leaving 20% to continue playing — after all, happiness is the eternal pursuit!
A guide to the joyful life after getting rich.
Now, I still cheer for a few hundred yuan's rise and fall because:
Money is just a number, but happiness is real: I donated 5 million to build schools in the mountains, and seeing the children's smiles is far more joyful than watching K-line fluctuations.
Keep playing small: always keep 100,000 yuan in the account as "play money" to do whatever you want.
Bring newcomers into the game: now I host live streams every week, teaching newbies how to invest happily — of course, the fee is "1 yuan for every laugh."
Finally, let me give you a piece of happy wisdom.
"In the crypto world, don’t treat making money as a goal; treat happiness as a belief. When you have enough fun, money will naturally come to you — just like I did, turning 1000 yuan into 20 million, while also gaining a group of good brothers to go crazy with!"
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I am Fa Gen, I have been in the crypto world for many years, experienced and knowledgeable. Follow me, check my homepage for daily shares of experiences and market insights.