Everyone's looking at RSI and MACD for their $ETH prediction. Amateurs.
I just asked my cat. He stared at me, then went back to sleep. This is a clear signal for a stable, sleepy, sideways market until he wakes up.
My second source, a magic 8-ball, said "Ask again later."
So my official prediction: Utter confusion, with a 50% chance of going up, and a 50% chance of going down. You're welcome.