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âThe year is 2050â
Ah yes, the future â where sci-fi meets meme culture.
âBitcoin is $1,000,000â
Finally! But you can only buy a used Tesla door handle with it due to inflation.
âMamdani is now presidentâ
Probably elected on a platform of yield farming and free WiFi for all.
âYou will eat the bugs and be happyâ
Cricket nuggets are the new chicken tenders. Your protein bar? 83% grasshopper.
âJim Cramer is still on CNBCâ
At this point, heâs just an AI hologram yelling âSELL!â every time something pumps.
âChatGPT is installed into childrenâs brains at birthâ
âMommy, my neural interface says your argument is invalid.â
âNational debt is 1 quadrillionâ
The U.S. pays off interest in meme coins. GDP now measured in Dogecoin.
âEthereum is still $2,000â
ETH: The friend who never gets his act together but swears, âbig things are coming.â
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