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“The year is 2050”

Ah yes, the future — where sci-fi meets meme culture.

“Bitcoin is $1,000,000”

Finally! But you can only buy a used Tesla door handle with it due to inflation.

“Mamdani is now president”

Probably elected on a platform of yield farming and free WiFi for all.

“You will eat the bugs and be happy”

Cricket nuggets are the new chicken tenders. Your protein bar? 83% grasshopper.

“Jim Cramer is still on CNBC”

At this point, he’s just an AI hologram yelling “SELL!” every time something pumps.

“ChatGPT is installed into children’s brains at birth”

“Mommy, my neural interface says your argument is invalid.”

“National debt is 1 quadrillion”

The U.S. pays off interest in meme coins. GDP now measured in Dogecoin.

“Ethereum is still $2,000”

ETH: The friend who never gets his act together but swears, “big things are coming.”

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