Dear Mr. @VitalikButerin, hope you're having a great evening.
I just opened a small, humble short on your fine creation, $ETH Just a tiny one, nothing major.
And then it immediately pumped 😭😭
Sir, with all due respect, what did I ever do to you? Could you please turn the 'pump' knob down just a little bit for a few hours? My portfolio would be very grateful.
Thanks in advance.
