"No Subsidies, No SpaceX!" – Trump Turns the Tables on Tech Kingpin Musk 👀
In a twist stranger than fiction, former President Donald Trump just weaponized a government agency with the cutest acronym in Washington: DOGE – the Department of Government Efficiency – to launch an all-out probe into Elon Musk’s billion-dollar subsidy empire. 🐕💸
Yes, the same DOGE that Musk jokingly endorsed during a 2021 meme spree is now ironically biting back – and it’s under Trump’s leash.
According to sources, DOGE’s new mission? 🔎 Uncover every federal penny flowing to Musk's ventures – from SpaceX rocket fuel to Tesla’s battery dreams.
Trump took to Truth Social this morning and did not hold back:
> “Elon gets more taxpayer money than any man in history. Without it, he’d be out of business faster than a failing EV! We’ll SAVE BIG – believe me.” 💣
This comes after Musk publicly shredded Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill,” calling it “a blueprint for bureaucratic waste.” The feud escalated quickly from digital jabs to fiscal threats.
🚨 Tesla stock tumbled shortly after the announcement, as investors scrambled to assess the fallout. Insiders say SpaceX is now in “damage control mode,” and even Twitter engineers (yes, the X ones) are prepping Musk memes in defense.
What was once a bromance between disruptor and dealmaker has officially gone nuclear. 💥
Who backs down first? Musk, the subsidy slayer? Or Trump, the budget bulldog?
🌎 The future of tech—and memes—
hangs in the balance.