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📢: CZ says that Satoshi was not human...
He was a time traveler using AI from 2140 sent to save us from paper money! 🧠🤖💸
This explains the ceiling of 21 million bitcoins - he knew we would mess it up without it!
No wonder no one has ever found him... he upgraded himself to a digital wallet and disappeared.
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Breaking: CZ claims that Satoshi was not human...
It turns out that Satoshi Nakamoto was not just a mysterious genius, but a time traveler with AI from 2140 sent to save humanity from the collapse of paper money! 🧠🤖💸
According to CZ, this explains everything:
The ceiling of 21 million bitcoins? Perfect timing. He knew we would print money until we went extinct unless someone from the future stopped us.
The mysterious disappearance? A surprise from the realm of classic science fiction - he didn't escape... he evolved into a digital wallet and vanished into the ether of the blockchain.
And why has no one ever found him? Because you can't find what didn't exist in our era.
Maybe Satoshi was not just ahead of his time - perhaps he wasn't from our era at all.
