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📢: CZ says that Satoshi was not human...
He was a time traveler using AI from 2140 sent to save us from paper money! 🧠🤖💸
This explains the ceiling of 21 million bitcoins - he knew we would mess it up without it!
No wonder no one has ever found him... he upgraded himself to a digital wallet and disappeared.