[Scene: Kitchen. There's only one power outlet available. In front of it, XRP, BITCOIN, and CARDANO are arguing heatedly. AlondraCrypto watches, holding a bag of bread and looking like "why is this happening to me?"
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BITCOIN (growling):
That's mine. I've been mining nonstop for 15 years. It's tradition. It's... historical.
XRP (arms crossed):
Please! I need it for my portable validator node. Plus, I'm faster and greener. I'm the regulated future!
CARDANO (with a notebook):
According to my calculations, the power outlet should be shared equally in 6.3-minute intervals, with community voting and smart contract validation.
BITCOIN:
Your community takes so long to vote that the bread becomes an NFT before it's toasted.
XRP (pointing to the power outlet):
I already plugged in once in 2018 and I'm still waiting for regulatory approval!
[CARDANO places a mini ballot box on the table. A piece of paper says "Who deserves the power outlet?"]
CARDANO:
Energy democracy, gentlemen!
[DOGE appears from the toaster, dressed as a referee.]
DOGE:
Wow. So much power outlet. So much drama. ⚡🐶
AlondraCrypto (desperate):
I just want to make some toast, dammit!
[Everyone falls silent. XRP gives the power outlet to AlondraCrypto… ”.]
[END.]
One house. Three cryptos. Zero normal breakfasts.