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《$MYX Coin: A Journey of Magical Realism in Investment》
I heard that $MYX Coin has become popular recently, so I quickly dug out my ancestral USB drive to see if it contained the "Bitcoin private key" I mistakenly bought in 2010 — only to find it was the save file for "QQ Pets" from that year. After much reflection, I decided to go all in on $MYX Coin, after all, its white paper states: "Based on Blockchain 4.0 technology, integrating concepts like the Metaverse, AI, carbon neutrality, and conveniently solving the problem of middle-aged baldness."
On the first day of trading, $MYX Coin rose by 500%, and I excitedly treated the entire village; the next day it dropped by 99.9%, and the village head returned the leftovers to me. Now, I hold $MYX Coin worth $0.0001 in my left hand, and in my right hand, I cherish "The Self-Cultivation of Leeks," and I finally realized: this thing is not currency, it's contemporary performance art; the promises made by the speculators are rounder than my rice cooker.
Now, I shout "TO THE MOON!" in the community every day — although the K-line chart of $MYX Coin resembles my life: ups and downs, ups and downs, and more downs. But that's okay, at least I have "faith," and the "get rich quickly" NFT sent to me by the exchange, which is said to increase in value when burned, but digital collectibles can't be set on fire.
For more details, follow: @MYX Finance
#MYXFinance引领BSC链上永续未来
(Note: This article is purely fictitious, investment advice should refer to "flipping a coin")
I heard that $MYX Coin has become popular recently, so I quickly dug out my ancestral USB drive to see if it contained the "Bitcoin private key" I mistakenly bought in 2010 — only to find it was the save file for "QQ Pets" from that year. After much reflection, I decided to go all in on $MYX Coin, after all, its white paper states: "Based on Blockchain 4.0 technology, integrating concepts like the Metaverse, AI, carbon neutrality, and conveniently solving the problem of middle-aged baldness."
On the first day of trading, $MYX Coin rose by 500%, and I excitedly treated the entire village; the next day it dropped by 99.9%, and the village head returned the leftovers to me. Now, I hold $MYX Coin worth $0.0001 in my left hand, and in my right hand, I cherish "The Self-Cultivation of Leeks," and I finally realized: this thing is not currency, it's contemporary performance art; the promises made by the speculators are rounder than my rice cooker.
Now, I shout "TO THE MOON!" in the community every day — although the K-line chart of $MYX Coin resembles my life: ups and downs, ups and downs, and more downs. But that's okay, at least I have "faith," and the "get rich quickly" NFT sent to me by the exchange, which is said to increase in value when burned, but digital collectibles can't be set on fire.
For more details, follow: @MYX Finance
#MYXFinance引领BSC链上永续未来
(Note: This article is purely fictitious, investment advice should refer to "flipping a coin")
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