🌍 The World Is Falling Apart – So Naturally, Crypto Is Too

If you woke up today thinking, “Surely, things can’t get weirder,” welcome back to Earth 2025.

Here's your global dumpster fire update:

France is once again rioting. Possibly for freedom, possibly for croissants. No one really knows anymore.

Russia is sending not-so-subtle nuclear vibes like it’s auditioning for a dystopian Netflix series.

The U.S. dollar is shaky because apparently, debt ceilings are just suggestions now.

AI influencers are dominating your feed, and some of them actually make more sense than economists.

And Bitcoin? Oh, #Bitcoin dropped. Because… someone in Geneva sneezed. Probably.

Analysts say:

“Markets are reacting to global uncertainty.”

Translation: We don’t know either, but it sounds smart.

Meanwhile, retail investors are:

Panic selling.

Panic buying.

Or just panicking.

So what should you do?

Some say HODL.

Some say buy the dip.

Others say move to a remote village in Iceland and start a goat farm.

Honestly, all three sound equally valid at this point.

But one thing’s for sure — if the world keeps spiraling, at least we’ll have memes. And memes, unlike fiat, never inflate. 💸

🪙 Final thought:

Crypto doesn’t follow logic. It follows vibes.

And right now, the vibe is: “Everything is on fire, but also… moon soon?” 🚀🔥

#news