🌍 Global recap this week:

• France is burning… again.

• Russia is flexing nukes like it's a Marvel movie.

• The U.S. dollar might be having a midlife crisis.

• AI influencers are more relatable than your coworkers.

• And Bitcoin?

Down 7% because… obviously. 🤷‍♂️

Apparently, crypto markets are allergic to world events.

Or maybe it’s just Monday. Again.

Stay strong, stay sarcastic, stay liquid. 💸

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