This apology announcement, which was six years late, popped up at three in the morning while I was cycling through three backup machines running Pi nodes. The officials finally admitted that the frequent crashes of the Chinese region's migration system were due to code adaptation issues, but my miner backend still has 327 forced disconnection red alert records lying there.

Two years ago, I saw on Twitter news about a Stanford PhD team working on mobile blockchain; who would have thought that the daily punctual mining behavior would turn into a new form of cyber fitness? The historical lowest price of $0.28 shattered the initial boast of 'the next Bitcoin,' and Old Wang next door, who mortgaged his phone store to stockpile a hundred thousand Pi coins last year, now can't even afford to pay for the store's broadband.

During the migration failure, I witnessed the whale account's flashy operations: during the mainnet test, a certain Shenzhen address completed 4,700 microtransactions of just a few cents within three days, nearly crashing the node verification system. Ironically, the third item in the official recommended solutions states 'it is advised to turn off the Chinese input method'; this operation is more surreal than using an abacus to repair a 5G base station.

#Web3 Odd Tales #

The 'evangelist' who once taught an elderly woman to register as a miner at Starbucks has now transformed into a second-hand seller of Pi merchandise on Xianyu. Those cultural shirts stating 'π = Future' have dropped from 39 with free shipping to 9.9 for clearance, yet recently they've suddenly become retro cyber trend items. This six-year-long social experiment is mocking all participants in the most blockchain way possible #pi #BTC #ETH