💥 Crypto: Whales in Exile, Rugpulls as a National Sport and the Search for True Digital Gold 🐑💸

"Prices are falling like leaves in autumn, but the hype is rising like grass after rain. Where is the rabbit, and where is the hunter?"

🪦 Digital Fossils: Rugpulls that Teach Us History

1. LUNA Classic: Dropped from $100 to $0.0005 - now it's a "tombstone".

2. $USTC : From $1 to $0.012 - the "stable" stablecoin only in name.

3. $OM (Mantra): $6.30 → $0.50 in 2 hours.

4. Libertad (LIBRA): -94% after the Argentine president deletes a post on X. Moral: "If politicians promote crypto, run like the plague!" 🏃♂️.

Bloodied statistics:

- 92% of the $6B losses from 2025 come from A SINGLE rug pull (OM).

- 15 scam tokens appear per hour - as if the world has forgotten about OneCoin ($4B stolen).

🏆 The real "Gold" in Crypto? Spoiler: It's not $BTC !

When volatility kills, investors seek refuge in gold-backed stablecoins:

- PAXG (Paxos): 1 token = 1 ounce of gold. "You pay for coffee with a fraction of the Rock of Gibraltar!" 🪨.

- XAUt (Tether): Physical gold stored in Switzerland. "If the world is burning, at least I have the keys to the gold vault." 🔑.

😏 Saturday Night Humor:

- "Rugpulls are like a gypsy wedding: everyone dances, but in the morning the money is gone." 💃

- "Gold-backed stablecoins are like lifeboats on the Titanic: only a few have seats." 🚢

🔮 The Future: A Joke with Unknowns

- Pessimists: "Rugpulls will be an Olympic sport by 2030!" 🏅

- Optimists: "Regulations + education = fewer fools to rob." 📚

- Reality: DappRadar shows that rugpulls are decreasing in number (+66% vs 2024), but the impact is growing exponentially (-6499% stolen value!).

> "True gold is neither digital nor physical - it’s learning from mistakes." 😏

P.S. When the market cries, we laugh nervously. Otherwise, we cry with money. 😌