📉 Portfolio A Decreased by 1.49%: Summer Storm or Just a Drizzle?

“Assets: -1.49%. Self-esteem: -10%. My resilient coins: ‘We don't die, we just float slower!’”

Why I didn't panic (too much):

1. BTC did a pirouette: $104.8k → $102.8k → $104.3k. “Whale dance: selling 5k BTC, buying 3k. I'm sitting here with my popcorn.” 🐋🍿

2. My “survivor” coins:

- $TON (+7% this week) – “Telegram keeps us alive!” 📱

- ETH (-0.8%) – “Floats like a paper boat, but doesn’t sink!” ⛵

- USDC (0%) – “My anonymous soldier.”💂♂️

3. Heroic dives:

- $DOT (-3%) – “Polkadot? More like Polka-not.”💃

- $ARB (-4%) – “Arbitrum without arbitration is like a tent without firewood.” ⛺

Questions for crypto investors:

- Which coin in your portfolio is “riding the wave” in the chaos?

- If whales sold another 10k BTC, would you turn your portfolio into a lifeboat (aka USDC)?

- Is -1.49% just a buoyancy test before the tsunami?

“Crypto is like the beach: some waves lift you up, others throw you into the sand. The secret is to have a good helmet.”😎

P.S. My portfolio is like a horror movie with a happy ending: I hope it’s not just a dream. 😏