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BREAKING NEWS or more accurately, GLOBAL NEWS:
Trump just dropped a bombshell news item measuring 36 MILLION 💣 (yes, with a T as in The Earth is shaking)
According to him, a recent audit has discovered that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States may not have to pay part of its public debt.
Excuse me? How? And if I return my bill saying that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉
This report comes from the brand new Dodge Department (we're not sure if it's an agency or a parts shop with WiFi). 🧑💼🔧
And there, amidst Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found “anomaly.”
“Anomaly,” they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury entered the wrong PIN. 😵💫
Someone yelled “THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!”
And others shouted “THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH AN ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!” 😱
Right now, it’s just sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists with a twitch in their left eye.
But if this develops… global debt history will be rewritten from scratch.
What would you do if tomorrow you were informed that your mortgage was an administrative error? 😏
As they say: get ready for popcorn, because this is just the beginning. 🍿📉🇺🇸