Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesn't have to pay back part of its public debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store equipped with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst Excel spreadsheets, pastries, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫