#USNationalDebt BREAKING NEWS or rather BREAKING EVERYTHING:

Trump has dropped an information bomb the size of 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T for Earth shaking)

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesn’t have to pay part of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And if I return my bills saying I’ve done a personal audit too? 😬📉

The report comes courtesy of the shiny Department of Dodge (which we don’t know if it’s an agency or a spare parts store with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they have found "irregularities."

"Irregularities," they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury had the PIN wrong. 😵‍💫

Some shout, "THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!"

And others yell, "THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH THE ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!" 😱

For now, it’s all intense looks, lawyers with dark circles, and economists with tremors in their left eye.

But if this succeeds… the history of global debt is rewritten from scratch.

What would you do if tomorrow they tell you your mortgage was an administrative error? 😏

As I said: grab the popcorn, because this has only just begun. 🍿📉🇺🇸