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Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge section (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store equipped with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amid Excel spreadsheets, pastries, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some are shouting "this will change the game!" while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp glances, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and trembling economists.